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Cpt. Smurf

  • Writing Tips Re: Mary-Sue Litmus Test

    Are you worried that one of your characters is a Mary-Sue? Well, if that's the case, you can take the Mary-Sue Litmus Test . The higher you score, the more ...

    Aug 29, 2007
  • Writing Tips Re: Flashback Alert!

    Don't even introduce the character's past memories as a flashback. Finish up your scene/chapter and then begin with the flashback. No intro, no swimmy screen. It's just there. And then ...

    Aug 16, 2007
  • Writing Tips Re: Flashback Alert!

    I think the third option is the best, although of course the sentence would be better when you haven't dashed it off as an example. I find it's the easiest ...

    Aug 16, 2007
  • Writing Tips Re: Help me create a horribly cliched romance scene!

    A balcony. It's been a romance cliche for about 400 years now.

    Aug 16, 2007
  • Writing Tutorials Re: 5 Tips For Before You Write

    I do nearly all of these, I think, except the journal one. I simply detest keeping a journal/diary, whatever you want to call it.

    Aug 10, 2007
  • Writers Corner Re: Book to Screen...?

    I think I would faint. :P It would depend on the story, actually. I know that Geezer's Property will be virtually impossible to make into a movie good enough for ...

    Aug 7, 2007
  • Research Re: Photographic Reaserch and the Law!

    I'd just take it and put it up anyway, as long as you're not trespassing on their property, I doubt they can do anything, and what is the likelihood that ...

    Aug 6, 2007
  • Research Re: A question for anyone who doesn't live in the US

    I'm certainly aware that the United States did not invent All Hallows' Eve - but I feel that we did, unfortunately, invent the plastic-goods market hype that surrounds it. I'm ...

    Aug 2, 2007
  • Research Re: British Royalty

    This is slightly confusing, but here we go... *breaths* When a princess is the heir to the throne, she becomes queen, but her husband (whether they get married before or ...

    Jul 30, 2007
  • Writing Tips Re: The "Hero" Problem

    Perhaps make your good guy not so good. Definitely, do not do a Paolini and make him the noble, powerful, able to turn his mind to anything, good-looking, always-gets-the-girl type. ...

    Jul 29, 2007
  • Writers Corner Re: When writing....

    Lately, I seem to get most of my inspiration for ideas from song titles. Also, other books can, I find, be a good starting block for an idea, the shell, ...

    Jul 24, 2007
  • Research Re: English Schools.

    Sorry to but in, but this is a LOT of really good info for me to know, as I'll be studying abroad in England next year. Could someone possibly tell ...

    Jul 15, 2007
  • Research Re: English Schools.

    *Time in session: Typical months for start and end dates, holidays throughout the year and how long for each holiday, time the school day starts & ends. Generally, from about ...

    Jul 15, 2007
  • Writing Tips Re: Info-dumping

    Hmm, I believe JKR does that alot. Yes, but skilfully. You find yourself actually wanting to read them.

    Jul 10, 2007
  • Research Re: A question for anyone who doesn't live in the US

    I think it's more of a "paying homage to the past" sort of thing, like Memorial day... not particularly morbid. It's not like our plastic craptacular zombiefest Halloween (which apparently ...

    Jul 10, 2007


A true poet does not bother to be poetical. Nor does a nursery gardener scent his roses.
— Jean Cocteau